So, my fire salamanders eat live insects. Usually crickets. So I went to the store and bought some, a dozen actually. I went across the street to my favorite candy store and picked up a pack of hi-chew, the most dank shit in the land. Anyways...on the way home I'm looking for my candy and realize that the bag which carried the crickets was missing. So I walked the 8 blocks back to the store and on the way back I saw my bag about 20 feet away from the intersection. I went over to and realized it was near a muni bus. I went to pick up my bag and realized the crickets were no more than a glob of yellow paste as the bus had made a cricket pancake. I picked up another bag and went home.
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