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Subject:Funny and Tragic! The Best Combo!
Time:10:44 pm
So, my fire salamanders eat live insects. Usually crickets. So I went to the store and bought some, a dozen actually. I went across the street to my favorite candy store and picked up a pack of hi-chew, the most dank shit in the land. Anyways...on the way home I'm looking for my candy and realize that the bag which carried the crickets was missing. So I walked the 8 blocks back to the store and on the way back I saw my bag about 20 feet away from the intersection. I went over to and realized it was near a muni bus. I went to pick up my bag and realized the crickets were no more than a glob of yellow paste as the bus had made a cricket pancake. I picked up another bag and went home.
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brianm_sf
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Time:2005-05-06 09:58 am (UTC)
Dude, where did you find Hi-Chew?
I had to go to freakin chinatown to get bowton candy.
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eriku
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Time:2005-05-06 10:37 am (UTC)
I live on Clement Street. it's like china town on crack. with no tourists.
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